I’m a doctor of philosophy. My philosophy is prosperity. My motto is “let’s get rich and stay that way.” I’m a diamond in the rough. Here’s my heartfelt S.O.S., please grant it.
I respectfully invite you in to the pen. So come on in to the pen and see about me, you’ll be glad you did. Here’s a golden opportunity to come in to the pen. I’ll give you a personal guided tour. We now have a lot of new electronic technology. A monitor system that keeps us safe under the watchful eye of the administration. I have a new electronic tablet; it plays all types of music, movies, and news, and can also text message on it 24/7. To register log on to www.gettingout.com using my name. We can have video visits daily at www.gettingout.com/visit. We can also visit in person on weekends. We have a lot of vending machines with a lot of delicious food to pick from; my favorite is hot buttered popcorn.
I’m a multi-professional. I’m a Doctor 11 times over, a PHD, a Paralegal, a Professional Businessman. I always have something wonderful to offer. Notice my Magic Carpet Rider? Your wish is my command.
I’m a Christian. Straight. In good health. Look about 40. Non-smoker. Kind, considerate, compassionate, lovable, single, understanding, affectionate, good sense of humor, business-minded. I cook good too. Everything’s cool, I’m just single and trapped in here all by myself.
We also have a free phone system, so send me your number and I’ll call you, we can talk all we want. I’m also tax deductible. I’m a walking tax deduction, a legal charity so let’s network. I can have family visits too. We have to get married though, but as soon as we do it’s the honeymoon suite out in a two room furnished bedroom apartment. Food, T.V. dinners, drinks, cakes, pies, 48 hours with lots of love making.
So contact me at the address below. Always remember, “let’s get rich and stay that way.” Affluence leads to harmony. Holler at me.
